20 Quotes From IL Farmers
September 19, 2022

We know how many hats farmers wear but do you? Agronomist, mechanic, economist, teacher, communicator, advocator, supervisor, environmentalist, veterinarian, entrepreneur are just some (and that doesn’t include farmers with other outside jobs). Today we are adding another to the list: Quotemaster. Here are 20 sayings we grabbed from farmers in Illinois.
- Wow, that’s so early the chickens aren’t even up yet
- You could tear up a bulldozer
- We’re burning daylight
- That pig went through there like a dose of epsom salts through the hired boy
- Plant in the dust and your bins will bust
- Rain makes grain
- Those beans are popping
- Looking for the bats
- Farming is not all cows, sows and plows
- Ma is callin, dinner is ready
- I’ve done more this morning than you’ll do all week
- That dog’ll hunt
- Back when it rained for 40 days and 40 nights, we only got one inch
- Pray for rain, but pay for crop insurance
- When someone slept in, “What happened? Your bed break down?”
- Complaint department’s on the roof and the elevator’s broke
- Ain’t nothin but a wheat whacker
- Ofcourse I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice
- You can’t get finished what you don’t get started
- We live our lives by the seeds of our plants

By Tara Desmond
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October 30, 2025
When northern Illinois farmer Dan Sanderson started farming in the 1980s, cover crops weren’t exactly mainstream. Government set-aside programs required planting something like oats, but what stuck with Dan wasn’t the paperwork. It was the difference he noticed in those acres the next year—healthier plants and stronger soils. Decades later, that observation led him down a lifelong road of conservation and soil health improvement. In this episode of IL Corn TV, Dan joins IL Corn board member Shane Gray to talk about his path toward regenerative farming, what he learned at a 2017 Soil Health Academy that changed everything, and why he now treats soil as a living system, not something to manipulate. Dan’s story is one every farmer can relate to—trial and error, lessons learned the hard way, and realizing that “good soil” is about more than yield. 🎥 Watch Part 1 now and catch Part 2 soon, where Dan dives deeper into how he’s reducing inputs, improving soil function, and still keeping his yields strong.









































































































